Lucy in the sky with camels

  • Guy in my class on the topic of the school trip: Wait. There's only two beds per room? Whoa. No way. I am not sleeping with one of you. I'm not, like, gay or something. Cant we just pay for another room? Like, I'm not gay.
  • His friend: Dude just because we're sharing a bed doesn't mean you're gonna be waking up to a fresh cup of my dick up your ass

“I think one of the reasons I like Instagram and Twitter is because I’m able to share Samira with people, and show how Samira and Poussey are different and how Samira and Poussey are the same.” -Samira Wiley [x}

I think one of the reasons I like Instagram and Twitter is because I’m able to share Samira with people, and show how Samira and Poussey are different and how Samira and Poussey are the same.” -Samira Wiley [x}

(Source: pousseyvause, via sgtchem2004)

caelaria asked: you should make a masterpost of all your cute selfies :^)

sixpenceee:

Aw ok :)

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amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

(via ruinedchildhood)